">">This is gonna be my third post today. As u can see in the title above, prepare for some vulgur words lesson. So if you don't wanna read anymore den just kindly FUCK OFF!
Thats just to get started. Ha, you see, im not gonna be sad because i dont have a date on Valentine's. The reason for this dulan post is because my day got from bad to worst to rotten. So to start my babi story, here goes :-
Time to go back from work is normally about 6 something because i need to reach suntex ( some place about 15 minutes from my work place ) at 7pm and wait for my ahem, mom to fetch back me back. She normally comes at around 7.30 +/-. And so today, i decided to go back a lil later so i need not wait that bugging half an hour. So i went back at around 7 something and reached suntex at 7.20. While i was in the sardine packed U40 bus, i called my mom to check where the heck she is. She told me she was in Kajang. That was at 7.12.
And so i waited like a sohai at the mamak stall for her to come. She told me she was coming. I ordered a stupid soya drink and read newspaper while waiting. Tick tock tick tock the cibai clock at the mamak stall tick. And the the Buletin Utama song came out on the TV3 and i knew its 8PM.
FUCK! I wasted half an hour in the mamak stall just like that. And then the cibai clock in the mamak stall continue to tick tock tick tock and gave me hypnosis till i ter-slept.
Thambi : Boss, sini tak boleh tido la!!
Me : !@#$%^&*
And then the phone rang at last.
Mom : Hello =)
Me : Where are you?
Mom : In kajang.
Me : @#$%^&* wad u still doing there?
Mom : Buying things.
I ended the call there and then. So damn dulan. I waiting for here and she go shopping? Cibai betul.
A minute later, my younger sister called..
Sis : Ko, mummy ask you to eat first cos we wanna eat here...
I ended the called again. No need to listen to the rest. So fucking dulan with them. So if next time i drive the car, im gonna tell them im coming to fetch them but go for a movie first la izzit?
I left the sohai mamak stall and showed them my lansi face when i payed the bill. Then i headed to yet another SOHAI MAMAK STALL, to eat dinner. While eating, i dunno if my mom and sister teleported from Kajang and reached the stall in 10 mins. KANINIA!
While there, they didnt even dare to show me their babi face. I dulan so didnt talk to them. If today is not Valentine's day, i think i would have shouted at them. That dulan meal lasted for about 15mins. And after that, i went to the nearby 7 11 to buy reload card for my phone....and that sohai machine choose to be down. My phone limit expire today ! GREAT!
And you what time is it after all this? 9.45 PM!
7.20PM-9.45PM
Zhen Yu
From Kuala Lumpur
