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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

How "Kuwak" are you?

Recently, that lifeless blogger classmate of mine Simon introduced me to a lifeless game - Kuwakchai. Kuwakchai is a cantonese word and can be roughly translated as Naughty boy or more appropriately Gangsters.

In this Kuwakchai game, the ultimate game is to rule the underworld of triads in Malaysia and become the "tai kor tai". "Tai kor tai" is actually a handphone in cantonese to be more exact. In this game, "tai kor tai" mean that you are the boss of the all the triads and gangs of the underworld.

This is what i call a "tai kor tai"!! Hello Bos... ape lu mau?

In this boring, dull and lifeless game, you start as a noob. Anyone can beat you up and send you to hospital for a couple of minutes. The only part of the game where it is nice is actually the only thing you can find on the website - Words and descriptions. The words and descriptions is really very very very #$%^ damn funny. The creater of this game Wingz, is truely a real ah beng. He has a b log too which is also fcking funny. The way he types out his words are truely creative and funny. I would say he's unique.

Back to the game, you basically have to gain your level up and with that you can do more and more high level jahat stuff. Jahat stuff is the kind of crimes which are currently in the game.

Then there is the pudu jail for you if you cannot commit your crimes successfully. I was actually wondering how come it's Pudu Jail only since itactually out of service. Shouldn't it be Sungai Buloh Jail? Maybe Pudu Jail serve nicer curry rice to the inmates....

Got more kari rice refill anot??

The fun part comes when you actually can beat up people like normal kuwakchai's. To attack a person, you got to get a weapon. The weapons they supply in the game is seriously funny. You can get a Smith & Wesson .38 Cal Handgun - the guns which are actually used by the "Mata" or police in Malaysia.

Standard "Mata" hand gun in Malaysia.... So Laupia...

The items which you can get in the game is kinda the only stuff with actually pictures on it. You can't complain much about the graphics actually since Kuwakchai is still in beta stage. Back to the items, the descriptions of the items is very sibeh funny one. Because you guys are one few pieces of lucky shit, i've decided to share with you guys - Kuwakchai's Funny Items. (wanna see bigger then click on it k?)

Introducing......

No this is not a gun, this is YOMEISHU HERBAL LIKEUR!!

You can also get a Shaolin Amulet...nothing special, just the if you wear it then become near immortal...

Okay, this one i liki, Cast Iron Wok, Put it under your shirt and it'll make a cheap armour @.@

If you get sick, eat Panadoh lor... how weird..

At last a GUN! A taser gun to fry your enemies!! haha

Watermelon Knife - Supposingly good on watermelon but works great on FLESH too.lol

Then, there is always some special items for admins only...

X-ray west - Wear to protect yourself... I thought if wear then can see my skeleton...

Handphone? No, its phone call from BIG SHOT!! Helps you to get out of jail!! haha

This is one of my favourites, it says Animal Pills - Increase your IQ by abit cause its not meant to be consumed by human....how ironic =.=

Beacold Cough Syrup - Makes u HIGH...lol

This game can get fake MC also...nolar, hospital release cert...

Katana Blade!! - Samurai sword super sharp can cut your enemy into pieces!! What a description!! haha Salute!!

There are more stuff and funny descriptions which you can get throughout the game. Sadly, i cant give more screenshots as i also have better things to do. You can beat up people, do jahat stuff....aww how can i miss those screenies..... you seriously should have a look. They are the thypical stuff which are happening in Malaysia. Nuffsaid, if you don't have a life, or holiday so long got nothing to do, got work but wanna procrastinate, lecture time but don't wanna listen, mama call help do housework but you pretend to be asleep, wanna watch porn but not finish downloading, and lastly is a kuwakchai wannabe, GO TO KUWAKCHAI AND TEST HOW "KUWAK" ARE YOU?? Oh ya, if you decide to register, don't forget to include my referral link here - http://kuwakchai.com?REF=1414 when you register. So wait what? Go NOW and test test waters....

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