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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

98

My apologies for not updating for a long time, keke, been very very busy this few weeks. But of course this is too special an occasion for me to miss on updating my blog here. My blog is OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD :) Yadda Yadda :)

Happy Anniversary :)

I'll make a post for it in due time....still got oral slides to prepare :( Btw, why 98? cos i've been trying to get it to a hundred post in a year but crap, i've failed to updated it. 98 is close though.. Nevermind....i'll do that next year. Go to go now to do english... ciao

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

A mother's worth

Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. ~Pearl S. Buc

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. ~Honoré de Balzac

I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine - she helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights. ~Adabella Radici

[A] mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. ~Emily Dickinson

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly ~Sarah Malin

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, physician and poet

10. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavour by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. ~Washington Irving (1783-1859)

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Unknown

To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might just be the world ~ Unknown

Happy Birthday Mom.....

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

I blush for them

As the Beijing 2008 Olympics come to its 8th day, The Americans or the yankees or whatever you want to call them, have been on top of the medal count table for quite some time. However, I BLUSHED for their fcking red faces and shame on expecially Yahoo! for its biased reporting on the Beijing Olympics 2008. Stories of the CGI fireworks and also the girl who did not sing first appeared on Yahoo!'s news. Come on guys, you can do better than that!! IMHO, you YANKEES are just jealous diu. But the main point here is not this. If they wanna be biased and report as if the US government has some kind of restriction over them, then its their choice and i would stand firm on my stance on the spirit of reporters for being biased!!! SHAME ON YOU AMERICAN YANKEES!!

Back to the main point, im saying the ways MEDALS are counted seems especially shocking to me. At first, i thought, hmmmm, must be my blardy eyes seeing the wrong thing. But then hor, after 8 days and numerous viewings on different computers, im convinced that every inch of my eyes are correct. The medal counting on Yahoo! again is where i look for the medals since it link is right there on the home page. So when you press on it, it will be

loading........ haha xP lame...

You look at medal count table, not Micheal Phelps...

Bigger view for some lazy people who dont like to click...

As you can see, the medal count table ranks the country who is first as the country with the highest count of medals. WTF!, since when in Olympic history that medals are being counted like this??? Shouldn't the country with the most number of GOLD MEDALS be on top of the medal chart? SO WEIRD!! What if lets say a country tops the table with the most number of medals but all are just silver and bronze? I'm not saying that silver and bronze is not worth it but as always Gold would be most treasured. Isn't it a biased way of changing the way of counting medals just because your country no longer tops it? I'm not saying this because i'm chinese but i', just curious that SINCE WHEN ON EARTH DID THIS CHANGE? I'm actually kinda pissed and to tell you what, YAHOO! has lost all it credibility to me if you ask. I'm not gonna use Yahoo!'s search engine anymore. I'm gonna use Google all the time from now on!!

By the way, i respect Micheal Phelps for becoming the most decorated Olympian of all time! It's a great acheivement only to be spoiled by the way the American's are reporting it on Yahoo!. Owh, if you didn't notice, try subtracting the amazing number of medals which Phelps won and see where the US stand!

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

How "Kuwak" are you?

Recently, that lifeless blogger classmate of mine Simon introduced me to a lifeless game - Kuwakchai. Kuwakchai is a cantonese word and can be roughly translated as Naughty boy or more appropriately Gangsters.

In this Kuwakchai game, the ultimate game is to rule the underworld of triads in Malaysia and become the "tai kor tai". "Tai kor tai" is actually a handphone in cantonese to be more exact. In this game, "tai kor tai" mean that you are the boss of the all the triads and gangs of the underworld.

This is what i call a "tai kor tai"!! Hello Bos... ape lu mau?

In this boring, dull and lifeless game, you start as a noob. Anyone can beat you up and send you to hospital for a couple of minutes. The only part of the game where it is nice is actually the only thing you can find on the website - Words and descriptions. The words and descriptions is really very very very #$%^ damn funny. The creater of this game Wingz, is truely a real ah beng. He has a b log too which is also fcking funny. The way he types out his words are truely creative and funny. I would say he's unique.

Back to the game, you basically have to gain your level up and with that you can do more and more high level jahat stuff. Jahat stuff is the kind of crimes which are currently in the game.

Then there is the pudu jail for you if you cannot commit your crimes successfully. I was actually wondering how come it's Pudu Jail only since itactually out of service. Shouldn't it be Sungai Buloh Jail? Maybe Pudu Jail serve nicer curry rice to the inmates....

Got more kari rice refill anot??

The fun part comes when you actually can beat up people like normal kuwakchai's. To attack a person, you got to get a weapon. The weapons they supply in the game is seriously funny. You can get a Smith & Wesson .38 Cal Handgun - the guns which are actually used by the "Mata" or police in Malaysia.

Standard "Mata" hand gun in Malaysia.... So Laupia...

The items which you can get in the game is kinda the only stuff with actually pictures on it. You can't complain much about the graphics actually since Kuwakchai is still in beta stage. Back to the items, the descriptions of the items is very sibeh funny one. Because you guys are one few pieces of lucky shit, i've decided to share with you guys - Kuwakchai's Funny Items. (wanna see bigger then click on it k?)

Introducing......

No this is not a gun, this is YOMEISHU HERBAL LIKEUR!!

You can also get a Shaolin Amulet...nothing special, just the if you wear it then become near immortal...

Okay, this one i liki, Cast Iron Wok, Put it under your shirt and it'll make a cheap armour @.@

If you get sick, eat Panadoh lor... how weird..

At last a GUN! A taser gun to fry your enemies!! haha

Watermelon Knife - Supposingly good on watermelon but works great on FLESH too.lol

Then, there is always some special items for admins only...

X-ray west - Wear to protect yourself... I thought if wear then can see my skeleton...

Handphone? No, its phone call from BIG SHOT!! Helps you to get out of jail!! haha

This is one of my favourites, it says Animal Pills - Increase your IQ by abit cause its not meant to be consumed by human....how ironic =.=

Beacold Cough Syrup - Makes u HIGH...lol

This game can get fake MC also...nolar, hospital release cert...

Katana Blade!! - Samurai sword super sharp can cut your enemy into pieces!! What a description!! haha Salute!!

There are more stuff and funny descriptions which you can get throughout the game. Sadly, i cant give more screenshots as i also have better things to do. You can beat up people, do jahat stuff....aww how can i miss those screenies..... you seriously should have a look. They are the thypical stuff which are happening in Malaysia. Nuffsaid, if you don't have a life, or holiday so long got nothing to do, got work but wanna procrastinate, lecture time but don't wanna listen, mama call help do housework but you pretend to be asleep, wanna watch porn but not finish downloading, and lastly is a kuwakchai wannabe, GO TO KUWAKCHAI AND TEST HOW "KUWAK" ARE YOU?? Oh ya, if you decide to register, don't forget to include my referral link here - http://kuwakchai.com?REF=1414 when you register. So wait what? Go NOW and test test waters....

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Saturday, August 9, 2008

080808

I just came back from watching the Olympics opening ceremony. Because college students like me cannot afford astro, i went out to our usual jolibee and watched the opening ceremony. And because of that, i think i will die a few years younger because those buggers there cant stop smoking. So now who says money cant buy time??

Anyway, thats not the point. The opening ceremony was like WTF!! I think i like one word to describe it - BREATHTAKING!! The fireworks they blasted up to the sky was like it was free of charge. Technically memang free of charge because China manufactures fireworks. And i tell u lar, the pollution is like night time the whole world watching and China conduct a big open fire for the world to watch. OKAY!!, i know you guys will scold me already. I was just joking. Haha

Anyway, the most electrifying part was the part where the last guy did the air walk to light up the olympic torch. Damn CUN! How come no one ever thought of that idea? I was scared that the old guy might get a heart attack lol. But then hor, I think when Kobe Bryant saw him he was like "how come that old man can fly higher than me??"

Then came the old man with his moon-walk which Micheal Jackson also must salute.

Sulking boi

Anyway, to those who didn't watch the opening, go watch it. Watch on Astro or Youtube or anywhere la. At least you know you spent your free time well.

(P:s: You can skip the part where they introduce the countries one by one)

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