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Its the Nuffnang Gift Idea's season and guess what? I wanna give a present to a person everyone hates...yadayada - Mr Steven Lim!!
Surprised? haha well, though everyone hates him, it time to forgive and move on. Besides, in the spirit of presents, no one should get left out! Therefore I have decided to give him this.......
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Disaster happened at college today in the morning. I'm gonna be labeled as a creep soon. :( I'm a creep. Damn It Hippo. :(
So Nuffnang started this gift idea thingi and i owe my friends some birthday present, it would be nice to at least compensate them with a present. Say thanks to me because i should be sleeping now instead of blogging xD. To Simon Ho I would give you a very special gift. If i had the REAL money, i would have bought the real thing for you. TA DAHHH!!! Here's ur GIFT!!
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United Color of Benetton Ladies Bag with coin purse - Pink
Pink Laptop
Pink Shirt and underpants
I was browsing around the web and found something interesting. I thought i ought to share it with you guys.
Ironic huh authorities approved the road sign?
Malaysian authorities have a knack of doing weird things. They have often come out with plans which before being implemented would be highlighted by the press and get slammed for it. Then. they would stall it or cancel it. Very Malaysian style.
Then, there is this thing with the religious department of malayasia (ps: im not saying all parts) certain parts of it which like to do things like tangkap basah. I'm blogging about this after reading this report from The Star. I was like, hmmm, this religious authorities must be some kind of "Mat Skodeng" for snooping around people's house at 4 am in the morning.
If you can't understand what i'm saying, let me summarise a bit.
4am: Religious Authorities raid a house with housewife in it. Finds nothing. Leaves.
Come on dudes. I was like WTF when i read this. Authorities nowadays like to make themselves a laughing stock and then only they will feel satisfies. True Malaysian style. Malaysia Boleh..... ke?
(P.s: The lady involved was breast feeding her baby when they raided her house.) So what do you think?
I feel like shit at the moment. Maybe its because i slept too much? Or i was sleeping at the time where we're suppose to be awake? My bones feel like 80 years old. Old creaky bones which haven't exercised in a long time. My head meanwhile feels like a timed bomb. Its gonnna explode any time. My stomach feels like something its not suppose to be. Crap. All in all, i feel like shit! Or maybe the better word is
UR GETTING SICK DUMBASS >.<
This post is to explain where i went so that people like Hippo won't need to set up notice to find me on their blog's or advertisement. We'll start with the part where i missed my flight.
So i still cannot understand how i missed my flight. I actually missed the boarding time by 5 minutes. Maybe i was thinking of getting onto a bus since you can actually be there 5 minutes before the bus leaves. Maybe i was thinking this bus can fly. Anyway, i don't know how i missed my flight. So stop asking me!
So, missed already flight how leh? Simple - just buy another ticket la!! What to do?? Bo pien, so i bought another ticket which is at night. I can still remember how much that damn ticket cost. Its Rm 317.50!! I feel so stupid if u asked me. Imagine what i could do with those extra money. Crap. Besides, my missed flight had a meal. Western meal. Not the normal Pak Nasser nasi lemak which i've already tried. Stupid.
After that, everything went well i managed to get to my house safetly. After that, i spend the whole week helping my sister prepare for the bugging kid's olympic carnival which turned out to be a failure. We didn't make much money which means my few days without sleep didn't pay off. That rounds off my crappy week. Missed flights, non-profit stalls, panda eyes, sleepless nights, oh ya, hippo got pissed with me for not informing him that i came back.
Then, my house had crappy internet service which explains why i didn't come online and also update my blog. Phew, explaination done.
Now to the one's where i didn't get to meet, haha SORRY LAR!! 3 weeks isnt such a long time and besides, it not me who is not free, mostly you guys are having your college and test and bla bla bla, so don't blame me! Besides, why has it always got be me who sms you guys that i'm back? Can't you guys just make the effort text me and ask me? That hard ke? So don't scold me if you didn't know i was back. You didn't make the effort to know.
K, end of story, i'll try to make nice and funnier stories next time. Bye.
Not so recently, klang's very own hippo offered us a prize in a game to kick his ass. There would be prize for the person who can kick his ass the furthest. Contest end on 2nd August. So those who would like to win his mystery prize, GO KICK HIS ASS!!
However, i'm rather a person with life and do not have all the time in the world to just go around clicking and clicking to get the highest score. Even if i had the time, i wouldn't have spent all day there trying to kick his ass though i feel kicking his ass gives me a good feeling. Haha.
Therefore, instead of trying to get the highest score, why not try to get the lowest score? So after a number of tries, i got my lowest score ever for kicking hippo's ass. Seriously, i don't think there is a possibility of going any lower. Maybe he sould organise a contest for those who could kick his ass the neareast since that would mean the person is nice to him :P. Period.
I'm back!! Explain more of my vanishing into the thin air and also the airport disaster in the next post. N, IMMA 18!
Fuck i missed my flight.....
Zhen Yu
From Kuala Lumpur
