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And so today i received an e-mail from The Star. Feel like damn syok by just reading the title of the e-mail. It shows " [Brats] going to Manchester" . Then i read the content also feel so happy.
I also wanna join!!!!!
Lau fong kau kau !
Haih, if you didnt notice fever, i wasnt 18 yet....diu or not you say?? Somemore ask me to go write...haih...
Sites like Friendster, Facebook and MySpace are enjoying tremendous publicity nowadays and are gaining more and more members everyday. The people who use these social websites display creativity in making their profiles more interesting than the others. Girls camwhoring in front of the camera making themselves look cute or bitchy of sluttly are often the more popular and most viewed. However, some dumbass gay guys outside there are also looking to gain a piece of the pie by posing some gay ass poses.
cute anot? kawaiiiiii
who said hello kitty is for girls only?
Four blind mice...see how cute they are!!! =P
Enough of those crap. I think just see-ing one or two is enough to make me wanna puke out yesterday's dinner.
After that, i came across this friendster profile.
I vote for the opposition
If you notice his name, he called himself kalimuthu muthu. WTF. This is a REAL indian u think.
This gay mice is actually from his profile. KAWAIIII
Duh. I think this is enough. No more gay pictures for me. The End!
!@#$%^OMFGZOMG@#$%^@# KAWAIIIIIIIII
PURE GAY !!!!!! =.=
This is the Bell i know...
From another angle so you can compare wit the picture below
The picture showned to me by the friend
So look alike anot?
(note to Bell : don't sue me k? haha its jz a random post. Pictures were taken from your friendster profile. Sorry ya for not telling you in advance before making this post.)
To all Brat's KL 06 participants :
We're glad to announce that we are gonna finally have a reunion after so many years . The details are as follows:-
Date : 23rd Feb 2008
Time : 12 P.M
Venue : MidValley
Those who can come please tell and those who agree to go adi please dont Fong Fei Kei ( Lepas aeroplane ). More discussions about the activities can be done by having E-mamak sessions on MSN. Leave a message to me on my cbox if you want my contact.
We want as many people to come if possible. Therefore, make it a point to come and have a reunion after such a long time.
(Ps : NO COPY AND PASTE ALLOWED. COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT . xD )
This is gonna be my third post today. As u can see in the title above, prepare for some vulgur words lesson. So if you don't wanna read anymore den just kindly FUCK OFF!
Thats just to get started. Ha, you see, im not gonna be sad because i dont have a date on Valentine's. The reason for this dulan post is because my day got from bad to worst to rotten. So to start my babi story, here goes :-
Time to go back from work is normally about 6 something because i need to reach suntex ( some place about 15 minutes from my work place ) at 7pm and wait for my ahem, mom to fetch back me back. She normally comes at around 7.30 +/-. And so today, i decided to go back a lil later so i need not wait that bugging half an hour. So i went back at around 7 something and reached suntex at 7.20. While i was in the sardine packed U40 bus, i called my mom to check where the heck she is. She told me she was in Kajang. That was at 7.12.
And so i waited like a sohai at the mamak stall for her to come. She told me she was coming. I ordered a stupid soya drink and read newspaper while waiting. Tick tock tick tock the cibai clock at the mamak stall tick. And the the Buletin Utama song came out on the TV3 and i knew its 8PM.
FUCK! I wasted half an hour in the mamak stall just like that. And then the cibai clock in the mamak stall continue to tick tock tick tock and gave me hypnosis till i ter-slept.
Thambi : Boss, sini tak boleh tido la!!
Me : !@#$%^&*
And then the phone rang at last.
Mom : Hello =)
Me : Where are you?
Mom : In kajang.
Me : @#$%^&* wad u still doing there?
Mom : Buying things.
I ended the call there and then. So damn dulan. I waiting for here and she go shopping? Cibai betul.
A minute later, my younger sister called..
Sis : Ko, mummy ask you to eat first cos we wanna eat here...
I ended the called again. No need to listen to the rest. So fucking dulan with them. So if next time i drive the car, im gonna tell them im coming to fetch them but go for a movie first la izzit?
I left the sohai mamak stall and showed them my lansi face when i payed the bill. Then i headed to yet another SOHAI MAMAK STALL, to eat dinner. While eating, i dunno if my mom and sister teleported from Kajang and reached the stall in 10 mins. KANINIA!
While there, they didnt even dare to show me their babi face. I dulan so didnt talk to them. If today is not Valentine's day, i think i would have shouted at them. That dulan meal lasted for about 15mins. And after that, i went to the nearby 7 11 to buy reload card for my phone....and that sohai machine choose to be down. My phone limit expire today ! GREAT!
And you what time is it after all this? 9.45 PM!
7.20PM-9.45PM
I seem to notice something peculiar these days or is it just me. Ben, yes i mean Mr Ben seems to be everywhere i go...
Ben's cafe in Sarawak
Ben's construction company
Ben's construction company's lorry
Ben and Ben again!!!!!
Then came his friend, Simon
He wasn't everywhere though.
Simon's secret shop in Sarawak
Then the fella who loathed 100plus....
A million times worst than 100plus
THE END
And Ben comes again....
Ha, valentine's day is here again. K, to all those going for a nice romantic dinner tonight.... GooD LuCk. End of story.
Zhen Yu
From Kuala Lumpur
